Recently, with all the talk over the new Sonic the Hedgehog games coming out in '08 and '09, I've found myself repeating myself on some of the various forums I frequent. So, in an effort to avoid needless typing of the same message over and over again, I have decided to merge all of my previous comments regarding all of the new Sonic games into one, large, collective rant on Sega's future titles.

It has become clear in the course of the past decade that Sega has been digging it's way to hit rock bottom; With the announcement of Sonic's newest adventure involving swordplay and castle crashing, it is safe to say that the bottom has been breached. Sonic Unleashed and The Dark Brotherhood looked shitty enough, but this new shit with Sonic and the Black Knight is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Somebody needs to show some fucking mercy and pull the plug on this before it can see the light of day.

I could go on about how Sega hasn't released a decent, playable Sonic game in months, YEARS even. I could go on about how 3D Sonic is immediate and epic fail. I could rant about how the only people left playing these games are children who don't know any better, and disgusting, pitiful furries, looking for new characters to draw fan art of and masturbate to. I could point out how absolutely fucking retarded the concept and visualizations of Sonic with a sword look. But what would it matter? Anybody stupid enough to think that this game, along with Unleashed and The Dark Brotherhood, are here to mark the beginning of Sonic's "comeback" is obviously beyond help or logic, or is too busy fapping to Amy Rose hentai to listen.

I mean, come the fuck on, people! "Werewolf Sonic"? "Sonic with a giant sword"? "Sonic and friends battling creatures from other dimensions"? What the fuck is that shit? You can already get an idea of how lame and cliche these games are going to be from hearing shit like that, so why would anyone in their right minds think this is the beginning of something good? Sonic Team hasn't changed at all; They are the exact same shit mongers they have been for the past near-fucking decade. "Why change now?", they must ask themselves, before releasing shit like Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic Riders to their last few remaining fans, and I already covered who those fans still are.

Whatever happened to nice, simple, fun gameplay? Running to the right for an hour or two, occasionally jumping over or onto things? The old games didn't need stories to be entertaining; The new stories just suck shit, and are just excuses to get animals from every species into the series for all the horny fucking furfags out there who need this shit to get off. And with all the attempts at becoming "dark" and "serious", they've forgotten what the fuck Sonic... No: They've forgotten what VIDEO GAMES AS A WHOLE are actually about; Having FUN.

The fact remains, as it is known by any gamer with a shred of sense, that Sonic the Hedgehog is fucking dead, and there's no "bouncing back" after what he has gone through. GIVE IT A FUCKING REST ALREADY.