Score: 1

"Isn't it amazing?"

submission: Sonic Hentai!

date: August 6, 2008

How some furfag can just download a bunch of furry hentai, toss it into a flash slideshow, and still come out with a score of 3.00 or higher? Not only are you a disgusting furry, and all of your fans disgusting furries, but there isn't any actual effort put into this flash either. It all amounts to a slideshow of fucking furries fucking each other. It really, really doesn't get much worse than this.

Score: 8

"Genuinely great."

submission: Resident Merchant

date: April 29, 2008

The animation and art style suited each other well, and suited the flash itself as well. The dialouge was well written, and it was funny enough to make me chuckle. This is more than can be said for half the junk that passes through the portal daily, and for half the stuff they toss up on the frontpage as well.

One bit of advice I might give is to work on your audio editing skills a bit; The closing song doesn't fade out, even when the text on-screen is fading. It sort of just comes to an abrupt stop. Also, maybe some background music playing during the scene itself may have added to the mood. Nothing obnoxiously loud, maybe not even something with lyrics or spoken words; Just some background music to sort of enhance the detail. Otherwise, an all around good effort, and a great product.

Score: 5

"Needs moar boku."

submission: TweenChan Double Feature

date: February 23, 2008

But seriously, a desu in fine, too.

Score: 2

"Poor quality."

submission: Yum

date: December 19, 2007

The lyrics themselves were childish at best, and your ability to rhyme and eliver your lines is quite poor. Even as someone who dislikes the genre of rap to a great degree, you don't have a good voice for rap music. Your pitch is still far too high to be doing any kind of vocals without coming off as being anything other than mind-numbing and annoying. As a final note on the vocals, you keep rubbing against / hitting the microphone, which gets annoying after a while as well.

The fact that it's only a vocal track, and that the package lacks any background music, also contributes to the overall lack of quality. There's almost absolutely nothing put into this flash, and it ends up sounding exactly like what it is: A flash with absolutely no time or effort put into it.

Don't get all high and mighty in your profile just because you were number one on the charts for two minutes in the audio portal. It's only because the rating system here is horribly broken, and the number of audio submissions in comparison to the number of flash submissions is staggeringly lower.