Score: 1

"Isn't it amazing?"

submission: Sonic Hentai!

date: August 6, 2008

How some furfag can just download a bunch of furry hentai, toss it into a flash slideshow, and still come out with a score of 3.00 or higher? Not only are you a disgusting furry, and all of your fans disgusting furries, but there isn't any actual effort put into this flash either. It all amounts to a slideshow of fucking furries fucking each other. It really, really doesn't get much worse than this.

Score: 8

"Genuinely great."

submission: Resident Merchant

date: April 29, 2008

The animation and art style suited each other well, and suited the flash itself as well. The dialouge was well written, and it was funny enough to make me chuckle. This is more than can be said for half the junk that passes through the portal daily, and for half the stuff they toss up on the frontpage as well.

One bit of advice I might give is to work on your audio editing skills a bit; The closing song doesn't fade out, even when the text on-screen is fading. It sort of just comes to an abrupt stop. Also, maybe some background music playing during the scene itself may have added to the mood. Nothing obnoxiously loud, maybe not even something with lyrics or spoken words; Just some background music to sort of enhance the detail. Otherwise, an all around good effort, and a great product.

Score: 5

"Needs moar boku."

submission: TweenChan Double Feature

date: February 23, 2008

But seriously, a desu in fine, too.

Score: 8

"In before "reposted on /f/ over 9000 times"."

submission: Haruko Hentai Game DEMO

date: January 29, 2008

Well, I'd pay for your games, but they just get reposted so many goddamn times on /f/, it hardly seems worth it. Oh well; I'm sure your demos have convinced at least a few unresourceful Newgrounders to pay for your content, so I won't say anything to stop them.

If there's any one complaint, it's the animation you have to sit through prior to the "fingering" animation you have to sit through before the actual finger loop occurs. It should either be omitted, or shortened to nothing more than a second or two at most. Otherwise, it's okay; The animation is fluid enough, the art style sticks closely to the style from the series, much like you have done in previous works [a skill of yours which I admire], and I'm sure that the full version will have all the rest of the well-planned out "full sex" features you've pulled out in the past.

So, I guess it's time to start lurking /f/ again...

Score: 4

"Shortcuts galore."

submission: Day In The Life of a Cow

date: January 29, 2008

Half of the art is very obvious and blatant trace bitmapping, while the other half (which includes all the characters and such) are drawn by hand, but still poorly drawn nonetheless. The pinnacle of bad animation in the cartoon was the dog inside the meat factory, which seemed to be some sort of transforming blob that only somewhat resembled a dog. The fact that you use such crude animation on top of trace-bitmapped backgrounds adds a surreal effect, which only serves to confuse and disorient; Either go one direction or the other.

Aside from that, the story was too sappy for my tastes. I can understand how some of the PETA fans and animal enthusiasts might eat this stuff up, but even then some of them might agree the whole thing was too predictable and seemed to drag on at parts. Furthermore, the ending was abrupt, the voice acting was tiring, and the entire flash reeked of melodramatics and "Animal Rights" undertones. Seriously, if there's one thing in Flash that pisses me off more than stick figures, it's fucking animal rights based cartoons. Try again.

By the way, the anime is Totoro.

Score: 7

"Amusing."

submission: Wolfenstein 3D Headshot

date: November 18, 2007

I'm a fan of all the original iD first-person shooters, and I'm a huge fan of PurePwnage, so I find this all entertaining. The animation was okay for s prite movie, and it works well enough for the limited graphics and backgrounds you can use.

There are a few problems I have with it, though. The first of which is a mere factual error: Wolfenstein is in no way the first FPS title ever released. A simple Wikipedia search can yield previous titles which came before it.

My second problem is your whole deal about "OH IM NOT A NAZI BECUASE HITLER IS IN IT". Seriously, I almost cringed reading that. It seems so useless and tacked on. I seriously don't think that anyone watching this will get the impression you're a Nazi from the mere fact that Hitler kills somebody. It just seems like a poor excuse to toss in an extra scene at the end, which could just as easily be an easter egg or an extra option after the end credits.

Score: 4

"Too easy to exploit"

submission: Mouse Avoider Twisted

date: October 24, 2007

It was too easy to just go right through the walls to the red dot. You need to increase the frames per second in order to avoid exploiting the delay between frames. Also, get some decent visuals.

Score: 1

"Miserable failure"

submission: random stick fight

date: October 24, 2007

The animation and art were terrible, even by stick figure standards, the music selection was less than desirable, there's no story or plot to speak of, there are no sound effects to go along with the "action", none of the bloopers are even midly humorous, and to top that all off, it's a fucking STICK FIGURE FIGHT MOVIE.

Don't bother requesting for people not to leave "mean" comment; When you submit crappy flash, expect people to point out how crappy it is.

Score: 1

"Rules 1 and 2"

submission: How Do I Make Game?

date: October 24, 2007

Lurk moar, newfag. Also, gb2/b/

Score: 10

"Voting 10 for the lulz"

submission: Attack of the <EDITED>

date: October 23, 2007

Anything to piss off all the 10 year olds on Newgrounds is fine by me. Really, I just love watching weeaboo Naruto fanboys and real furfags coming on here just to leave behind poorly written, angry complaints.

I don't suppose any of you are aligned with Anonymous, are you?